What Did You Have For Lunch?

"$kaycog" (skaycog)
08/14/2014 at 15:18 • Filed to: None

I had Chinese for lunch, and my favorite thing was the Sesame Chicken. I really could use a nap now.

DISCUSSION (29)

Reigntastic > $kaycog
08/14/2014 at 15:20

I just ate a McGangbang; I am not a proud man.

$kaycog > Reigntastic
08/14/2014 at 15:23

I'm so sorry.

PS9 > Reigntastic
08/14/2014 at 15:24

McGangBang?

Reigntastic > $kaycog
08/14/2014 at 15:26

No need to apologize. Had to do it for my gains.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > $kaycog
08/14/2014 at 15:31

chicken noodle soup

then at around 3:00 it decided it didn't want to be inside of me anymore and decided to come out of the front entrance

i hate being sick :C

$kaycog > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
08/14/2014 at 15:34

Oh, no! I love chicken noodle soup. It's usually one of the first things I eat after being sick. I wonder why you upchucked it?

Reigntastic > PS9
08/14/2014 at 15:36

Alright, so here's the gameplan:

You're saving for a turbocharger and need to buy lunch, while still hitting your caloric and protein goals to put on muscle mass. McDs is the closest most inexpensive restaurant near your workplace in BFE Texas, so you take the plunge.

You order the McDouble (plain, they'll make it fresh, nothing but meat and cheese), and a spicy mchicken. Take the McDouble, and split it halfway, one patty on each side. Open the McChicken, ditch the bottom bun (top if you want to reduce fat and ditch mayo) reducing overall carbs by ~7g, place between patties, consume.

850 calories, 45g of fat, 65g of carbs, 40g of protein; totally well within a 2000-3000 calorie diet, depending on what you eat for breakfast and dinner. If you want a more protein rich version, ditch the mcchicken and double down on mcdoubles. If you like buffalo sauce, add a packet of that to the mix.

All of that for $2.58. Most calories per $ of pretty much any other meal out there.

PS9 > Reigntastic
08/14/2014 at 15:40

That sounds Delicious and disgusting and well thought out and lethal all that the same time.

Brian Silvestro > $kaycog
08/14/2014 at 15:43

Lol I had the exact same thing for lunch. So delicious.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > $kaycog
08/14/2014 at 15:43

no idea but whatever sickness i caught it really doesn't like food being inside of me because it was the third time i've puked today the first time was right after i woke up and it wasn't that bad it was more like a small case of motion sickness

the second time wasn't really "puke" but more like saliva that came out because i was in a coughing fit

the third time was the worst it was full on projectile vomiting and i'm pretty sure some of it came out of my nose not fun at all although it probably had something to due with me drinking some fizzy soda too fast

anyway i hope this blows over real soon because there's a local car show happening Saturday and i really want to go it

macanamera > $kaycog
08/14/2014 at 15:43

Foie gras, sweetbreads, chateaubriand topped with braised bacon, and stuffed truffles with a balsamic reduction.

Reigntastic > PS9
08/14/2014 at 15:45

Honestly, it doesn't taste bad. Combining the two makes it easier to eat them quickly as well. It's surprisingly efficient.

$kaycog > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
08/14/2014 at 15:46

I feel badly for you. I hope it's just the 24-hour flu. Take care.

$kaycog > macanamera
08/14/2014 at 15:47

Fancy dancy.

Nibbles > Reigntastic
08/14/2014 at 15:58

I've found that, if one eats swiftly enough, one can eat three - possibly four - McDoubles before feeling like complete death.

(I've also been known to down a six-pack of Jr. Whoppers on a lunch break)

Nibbles > $kaycog
08/14/2014 at 15:59

I had the El Diablo - Angus patty, pepper jack, pico and a jalapeno, fries and a soda.

macanamera > $kaycog
08/14/2014 at 16:00

Nah, jk. Subway.

Reigntastic > Nibbles
08/14/2014 at 16:24

...how do you do it? The self-loathing and nausea stops me in my tracks sometimes halfway through my second.

I must know, so I can get big.

Nibbles > Reigntastic
08/14/2014 at 16:31

Burger(s) in one hand, iced tea front and center, phone in the other hand with addictive application - for me it's crosswords. Bite until you're feeling done, take a large gulp of tea, repeat. Never NEVER look away from the crossword puzzle. You're done in about 10 minutes and don't feel Death's cool touch for at least another 5.

On the Jr. Whopper part, I don't know. I like 'em and can eat 'em like it's nothing

Reigntastic > Nibbles
08/14/2014 at 16:33

You're an inspiration.

That better be sweet tea you're referring to.

Nibbles > Reigntastic
08/14/2014 at 16:35

Indeed. Unsweetened tea doesn't wash the stench away like sweet tea does.

$kaycog > Nibbles
08/14/2014 at 16:41

Sounds yummy!

$kaycog > macanamera
08/14/2014 at 16:42

I thought so, smarty pants. My favorite Subway is the Club.

Nibbles > $kaycog
08/14/2014 at 16:43

For company cafeteria food, I was more than pleasingly surprised :)

$kaycog > Nibbles
08/14/2014 at 16:47

Well, no kidding!

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > $kaycog
08/14/2014 at 18:11

Wendys: Three cheddar cheesy burgers, and a medium fries and coke. It was delicious.

$kaycog > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey
08/14/2014 at 18:16

Sounds good! I like Wendy's.

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > $kaycog
08/14/2014 at 18:18

What wasn't fantastic was my drink discovery, after working for four hours it surprisingly stayed cold because it was in the shade, so intelligent me decided to drink it. That was some very watered down coke.

$kaycog > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey
08/14/2014 at 18:19

That would be a nasty drink.